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The Infinite Monkey Theorem Red Cans Wine - 4-250 Ml

The Infinite Monkey Theorem Red Cans Wine - 4-250 Ml

Red Wine

Urban winery. The Infinite Monkey Theorem states that a monkey with a typewriter and an infinite amount of time will eventually rewrite the entire works of Shakespeare. Here, at our Denver-based urban winery, we make order out of chaos in far less time. Navigating endless variables like geography, weather, transportation and varietals, while infusing the color and flavor of city life, we craft ridiculously good wines that trump convention and prove that anything is possible. A counter culture in winemaking. 4 cans equal 8 glasses. 1 liter = 4 - 250 ml cans. This wine loves to go places. In the park, picnics, beach party, cookouts, festivals, hiking, biking, camping, with a friend on the lake. Made for the nomad in all of us. Small-batch craft wine. Drink anywhere. Infinitely recyclable. American wine. Alc. 13.6% by vol. Vinted and packed by the Infinite Monkey Theorem, Modesto, CA.
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Warning Contains: Contains sulfites. Government Warning: (1) According to the Surgeon General, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects. (2) Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.
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